These must give the worst case of headphone hair in history. ~NSHA

Not my lack of headset, not my parent's internet connection, not even the fact that I spent my last allowance on another month of WoW. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

You know, other than ruining your hearing and making your ungodly record collection sound even worse. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Desktop microphones have always been a joke, but who's laughing now? ~Not-So-Handy Andy