Five-Star Fire Alarms

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Five-Star Fire Alarms
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In case of fire, break glass with... oh, never mind then.

Don't Mess Around. Just Smash and Chug.

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Don't Mess Around. Just Smash and Chug.
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My co-worker and found a bottle of wine in the mini fridge at work, so we decided we would have a feew drink toward the end of the day. We peeled the foil from the top to discover the cork, and quickly realized that we didn't have a corkscrew. We looked around for something we could pull the cork, so we decided to drive a screw into the cork and pull it out. We couldn't get the cork to budge, so we started prying it up with the hammer. This photo shows the total amount of the cork we could p

Oh god! How did it turn out?! The text got cut off. Please, this story must have an ending.

The Scrammer

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The Scrammer
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It's a hammer. It's a screwdriver. It's a scrammer. Or a hewdriver. Or a Screwhammer. Or I'm done.

A Rare Glimpse At This Site's Moderator

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Now you know why they call me Not-So-Handy Andy.

~NSHA