Five-Star Fire Alarms

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Five-Star Fire Alarms
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In case of fire, break glass with... oh, never mind then.

The Scrammer

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The Scrammer
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It's a hammer. It's a screwdriver. It's a scrammer. Or a hewdriver. Or a Screwhammer. Or I'm done.

Need to Fix an "Open" Button on the Microwave? I Think You Nailed It

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Need to Fix an "Open" Button on the Microwave? I Think You Nailed It
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"Dry here to open?" So it's some kind of moisture-activated locking mechanism, where dehydration makes said mechanism weigh less and rise, thereby releasing the lock and opening the door?

Unless... oh wait, I see what it says now. Never mind, carry on.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

Helping The Enemy

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Helping The Enemy
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Don't you know what he's done to your family???

~NSHA