Five-Star Fire Alarms

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In case of fire, break glass with... oh, never mind then.

The Scrammer

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It's a hammer. It's a screwdriver. It's a scrammer. Or a hewdriver. Or a Screwhammer. Or I'm done.

Don't Mess Around. Just Smash and Chug.

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From the submitter

My co-worker and found a bottle of wine in the mini fridge at work, so we decided we would have a feew drink toward the end of the day. We peeled the foil from the top to discover the cork, and quickly realized that we didn't have a corkscrew. We looked around for something we could pull the cork, so we decided to drive a screw into the cork and pull it out. We couldn't get the cork to budge, so we started prying it up with the hammer. This photo shows the total amount of the cork we could p

Oh god! How did it turn out?! The text got cut off. Please, this story must have an ending.

Good Ol' Rock. Nothing Beats That!

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Context:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMxzU6hxrNAamp&;w="500"]

Kludging Takes It's Toll on Even The Strongest of Us

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Looks like someone tried to fit this into a non-custom toolbox. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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