How to Clean Your Laptop

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She's doing it all wrong, actually. It's much safer to remove the keyboard and really scrub those circuits. And be sure to use a mix of 2:1 Ammonia to Bleach for maximum effectiveness.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Whatever You Do

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Whatever You Do
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Make sure you don't knock it off the sink. You could step on it. And we wouldn't want that.

This Man Has Sold Too Many Cinderblocks in His Time

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This Man Has Sold Too Many Cinderblocks in His Time
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Nobody promised selling discount kludge materials on Craigslist was going to be a cakewalk.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Tony Stark's Creations Are Less Elegant in Real Life

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Tony Stark's Creations Are Less Elegant in Real Life
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You're already risking your life by making a homemade welding power supply, no need to bother putting on gloves.

~NSHA