But it guarantees you'll be ready for the new iPad the second it comes out.
Oh yeah, she's a real beaut. Brand new, loud, attracts all the ladies. The emissions are awful though.
Well... at leas you can't say it's not clean.
As known as "The Meatle."
"Sir, regular duct tape wasn't working, sir!"
"... Send in Big Bertha... God help us all..."