This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)
Fur may be murder, but biking in the cold without gloves is practically suicide.
From the submitter:
the canister did not fit under the faucet..... So we made an adapter from a wash mitt, a tube and tape.
Every time it rains you'll make some new friends. ~Not-So-Handy Andy