Britain Is Binary

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Britain Is Binary
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That's because British people only have two uses for water: hot water for their tea, or cold water for splashing on their face after getting tipsy at the pub. #stereotypes

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

When You Become a Kludge Master, You Transcend the Realm of the Mundane

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When You Become a Kludge Master, You Transcend the Realm of the Mundane
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You rise above the vulgar morass of this life and take flight with aesthetic beasts of myth and legend. You become... Unicorn Motorcycle Rider.