To cook an egg like this you will need some tape, zip ties, unstable construction, iron, frying pan and an egg of course!

When all else fails to remove 50 years of baked on grease...

MLG Protip: instead of microwaving cold pizza, put it in a frying pan and cover it with tin foil (just make sure the foil isn't touching the pizza). It will LIT'RALLY taste like it was just delivered.

What a way to refine your kraft!