No matter how many times you open this, you're always going to be disappointed in its lack of beer.
When there's air conditioning but no fridge, you've got to improfreeze!
My first thought when I saw this was "where are they going to keep the beer?" Then I remembered, "oh right! They're in college, they don't have alcohol standards! Silly me!"
This is my father-in-law's drinks fridge, which is in a covered area of the backyard near where the (home-made) BBQ is.
Way to stick it to those chores!