Pop the console itself in the freezer to cool it down. Mensa, get at me.

This is my father-in-law's drinks fridge, which is in a covered area of the backyard near where the (home-made) BBQ is.

My first thought when I saw this was "where are they going to keep the beer?" Then I remembered, "oh right! They're in college, they don't have alcohol standards! Silly me!"

No? It's being kidnapped by a maniac in a pickup truck who thinks a single bungee cord will keep it up? Yeah, you better not try to catch it.

~NSHA