By breakfast I mean a 2:30am light meal. And by champions I mean someone who has been up for 44 straight hours and it currently on a controlled substance.
Don't worry, he's a doctor. With an iron.
What better way to celebrate Halloween than with a pumpkin filled with alcohol? Let me guess: you were just on autopilot and you were going to carve Ecce Homo into your pumpkin this year? Well think again!