At least he didn't have to break the bank on this one.
I should have given the dough to the guy with the... meat grinder? clay flattener? at the laundromat!
Putting a bird on it is so January. Want whatever juices are inside? Just add a tap and screw!
If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.
By breakfast I mean a 2:30am light meal. And by champions I mean someone who has been up for 44 straight hours and it currently on a controlled substance.