I should have given the dough to the guy with the... meat grinder? clay flattener? at the laundromat!
By breakfast I mean a 2:30am light meal. And by champions I mean someone who has been up for 44 straight hours and it currently on a controlled substance.
Putting a bird on it is so January. Want whatever juices are inside? Just add a tap and screw!
You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? You had to attempt to combine the world's greatest game with a world's greatest food. You flew too close to the sun, my friend.