I'd rather go into a state of emergency than a state of minor hunger.
Millions of hard to open peaches, peaches for me.
While this looks cool, there's no way it would work without getting sauce all over your hands or constantly awkwardly readjusting it every 2 seconds.
~Not-So-Handy Cynical Andy
Burning cardboard? Pieces of fence? Cinder blocks?
We could take a lesson from you, good sir.
What better way to celebrate Halloween than with a pumpkin filled with alcohol? Let me guess: you were just on autopilot and you were going to carve Ecce Homo into your pumpkin this year? Well think again!