Breakfast of Champions

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Breakfast of Champions
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By breakfast I mean a 2:30am light meal. And by champions I mean someone who has been up for 44 straight hours and it currently on a controlled substance.

~NSHA

If People in Corporate Were Capable of Fixing Anything

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If People in Corporate Were Capable of Fixing Anything
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Since Pringles' R&D is obviously well behind, someone could maybe try taking a crack at it themselves using a (well-cleaned) deodorant bottle and a stack of very specifically shaped potato chips.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

How To Cook Bacon Properly

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How To Cook Bacon Properly
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Don't worry, he's a doctor. With an iron.

~NSHA

Men At Play

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Men At Play
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Oh, did you think we were going to eat it? Haven't you heard, wasting food is the manliest game! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Never Get Between a Man and his Ramen

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Never Get Between a Man and his Ramen
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From the submitter:

We went to a beach house, but we found that there was no oven. So we made one ourselves. The coke can is filled with water on the bottom and alcohool on the top. And so, we could cook noodles!

Portable Hot Dog Zapper

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Portable Hot Dog Zapper
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If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.

~NSHA