If People in Corporate Were Capable of Fixing Anything

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If People in Corporate Were Capable of Fixing Anything
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Since Pringles' R&D is obviously well behind, someone could maybe try taking a crack at it themselves using a (well-cleaned) deodorant bottle and a stack of very specifically shaped potato chips.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Portable Hot Dog Zapper

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Portable Hot Dog Zapper
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If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.

~NSHA

When Life Gives You Lemons...

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When Life Gives You Lemons...
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Be disappointed that the only thing you find important enough to power is your iPod. ~NSHA

What's The Weird Round Thing He's Cutting With?

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What's The Weird Round Thing He's Cutting With?
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While this looks cool, there's no way it would work without getting sauce all over your hands or constantly awkwardly readjusting it every 2 seconds.

~Not-So-Handy Cynical Andy