After not being able to twist it open, he offered to run it under hot water. She had a different plan in mind.
THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDREN!
It's normal to want to lick your keyboard, right? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Just kidding. I just love a nice pink lemonade after a long #2.
What better way to celebrate Halloween than with a pumpkin filled with alcohol? Let me guess: you were just on autopilot and you were going to carve Ecce Homo into your pumpkin this year? Well think again!