Putting a bird on it is so January. Want whatever juices are inside? Just add a tap and screw!
At least he didn't have to break the bank on this one.
What better way to celebrate Halloween than with a pumpkin filled with alcohol? Let me guess: you were just on autopilot and you were going to carve Ecce Homo into your pumpkin this year? Well think again!
Just kidding. I just love a nice pink lemonade after a long #2.