Burning cardboard? Pieces of fence? Cinder blocks?
We could take a lesson from you, good sir.
"What? I can't hear you over the drill!" I'll just keep going!"
THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDREN!
While this looks cool, there's no way it would work without getting sauce all over your hands or constantly awkwardly readjusting it every 2 seconds.
~Not-So-Handy Cynical Andy
Millions of hard to open peaches, peaches for me.
Hope you like your flapjacks with a little bit of melted plastic!