How to Make a Pumpkin Keg

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What better way to celebrate Halloween than with a pumpkin filled with alcohol? Let me guess: you were just on autopilot and you were going to carve Ecce Homo into your pumpkin this year? Well think again!

Anything For Peaches

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Anything For Peaches
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Millions of hard to open peaches, peaches for me.

~NSHA

Not The Bag of Coke He Was Looking For

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Not The Bag of Coke He Was Looking For
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At least he didn't have to break the bank on this one.

~NSHA

If People in Corporate Were Capable of Fixing Anything

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If People in Corporate Were Capable of Fixing Anything
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Since Pringles' R&D is obviously well behind, someone could maybe try taking a crack at it themselves using a (well-cleaned) deodorant bottle and a stack of very specifically shaped potato chips.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Those Second Trimester Cravings Are Hard To Contain

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Those Second Trimester Cravings Are Hard To Contain
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After not being able to twist it open, he offered to run it under hot water. She had a different plan in mind.

~Not-So-Handy Andy