I should have given the dough to the guy with the... meat grinder? clay flattener? at the laundromat!
THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDREN!
Putting a bird on it is so January. Want whatever juices are inside? Just add a tap and screw!
Don't worry, he's a doctor. With an iron.
You squeeze every last drop out, because your mother told you not to waste. ~Not-So-Handy Andy