How To Cook Bacon Properly

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How To Cook Bacon Properly
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Don't worry, he's a doctor. With an iron.

~NSHA

Breakfast of Champions

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Breakfast of Champions
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By breakfast I mean a 2:30am light meal. And by champions I mean someone who has been up for 44 straight hours and it currently on a controlled substance.

~NSHA

What's The Weird Round Thing He's Cutting With?

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What's The Weird Round Thing He's Cutting With?
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While this looks cool, there's no way it would work without getting sauce all over your hands or constantly awkwardly readjusting it every 2 seconds.

~Not-So-Handy Cynical Andy

When Life Gives You Lemons...

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When Life Gives You Lemons...
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Be disappointed that the only thing you find important enough to power is your iPod. ~NSHA