Just kidding. I just love a nice pink lemonade after a long #2.
Putting a bird on it is so January. Want whatever juices are inside? Just add a tap and screw!
By breakfast I mean a 2:30am light meal. And by champions I mean someone who has been up for 44 straight hours and it currently on a controlled substance.
I'd rather go into a state of emergency than a state of minor hunger.
Hope you like your flapjacks with a little bit of melted plastic!
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