No Wonder My Pizza Always Turned Out Wrong

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cooking,food,kitchen kludge,wtf
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I should have given the dough to the guy with the... meat grinder? clay flattener? at the laundromat!

~NSHA

Men At Play

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chainsaw,dual use,food,overkill,watermelon
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Oh, did you think we were going to eat it? Haven't you heard, wasting food is the manliest game! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Fresh Squeezed Hand Soap

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bathroom,dual use,food,soap,wtf
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Just kidding. I just love a nice pink lemonade after a long #2.

~NSHA

If People in Corporate Were Capable of Fixing Anything

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can,food,g rated,junk food,pringles,there I fixed it,twisting
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Since Pringles' R&D is obviously well behind, someone could maybe try taking a crack at it themselves using a (well-cleaned) deodorant bottle and a stack of very specifically shaped potato chips.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack