If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.
Oh, did you think we were going to eat it? Haven't you heard, wasting food is the manliest game! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Millions of hard to open peaches, peaches for me.
You squeeze every last drop out, because your mother told you not to waste. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Burning cardboard? Pieces of fence? Cinder blocks?
We could take a lesson from you, good sir.