If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.
Oh, did you think we were going to eat it? Haven't you heard, wasting food is the manliest game! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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Putting a bird on it is so January. Want whatever juices are inside? Just add a tap and screw!
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Millions of hard to open peaches, peaches for me.
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