Millions of hard to open peaches, peaches for me.
Oh, did you think we were going to eat it? Haven't you heard, wasting food is the manliest game! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
If Sam had his way, the trip to Mordor would have been very different. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
You squeeze every last drop out, because your mother told you not to waste. ~Not-So-Handy Andy