Uh Huh. "Fire Escape."

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Uh Huh. "Fire Escape."
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Sorry buddy, but I'm trying to escape from a fire, not my earthly existence...

Just Run for the Stairs and Yell "FIRE!"

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Just Run for the Stairs and Yell "FIRE!"
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From the submitter:

"On the 6th floor of a condo I was working at. I checked all the floors, and they're all like this."

"Disconcerting" is the word we're looking for here...

A Crackhead Turns to Tea

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A Crackhead Turns to Tea
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From the submitter:

Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.