Just Run for the Stairs and Yell "FIRE!"

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Just Run for the Stairs and Yell "FIRE!"
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From the submitter:

"On the 6th floor of a condo I was working at. I checked all the floors, and they're all like this."

"Disconcerting" is the word we're looking for here...

For Halloween, He Dressed Up as an OSHA Nightmare

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For Halloween, He Dressed Up as an OSHA Nightmare
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This is why many companies don't encourage wearing your costume to the office.

~NSHA

Don't Knock It Til You Try It

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Don't Knock It Til You Try It
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By Christian Fischer
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You would think they would at least supply a spoon. Some common sense would be nice too. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

A Crackhead Turns to Tea

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A Crackhead Turns to Tea
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From the submitter:

Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.

Hot Tub Level: Super Redneck

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Hot Tub Level: Super Redneck
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I would make puns about this pool being hot and all, but they probably wouldn't go over too well. It'd be wheel embarrowsing.

Five-Star Fire Alarms

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Five-Star Fire Alarms
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In case of fire, break glass with... oh, never mind then.