Five-Star Fire Alarms

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In case of fire, break glass with... oh, never mind then.

Just Run for the Stairs and Yell "FIRE!"

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From the submitter:

"On the 6th floor of a condo I was working at. I checked all the floors, and they're all like this."

"Disconcerting" is the word we're looking for here...

Better Than a Tea Kettle

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dual use,fire,heater,hot tub,jacuzzi,plumbing,water
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But still worse than pretty much any other option. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Fireworks on a Budget

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Don't feel like getting vaporized by an M80 during your fireworks celebration? Fear not! The fine folks at Grathio Labs have devised a way to make fireworks that add just a bit of extra pop to your celebration. Follow the instructions in the video, extrapolate, and make something cool like a chain of them! Just don't be dumb and do it indoors/in your hand/without eye protection/near flammable material. You can kludge with one hand or one eye, but it definitely doesn't make things easier...

How To Cook Bacon Properly

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bacon,fire,food,manly,wtf
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Don't worry, he's a doctor. With an iron.

~NSHA

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