Stupid... freakin'... thing... get... off... of... there... URGGHHHH!!!
In case of fire, break glass with... oh, never mind then.
How can you even forget the door?
Sorry folks, the fire department is taking their tryptophan-induced nap. Try again tomorrow.
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