That's because British people only have two uses for water: hot water for their tea, or cold water for splashing on their face after getting tipsy at the pub. #stereotypes
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
The cooler didn't fit under the faucet, so it's time to im-pour-vise!
If it fits, it works. (also known as 'Screw It')
The pipes, the pipes are leaking!