That's because British people only have two uses for water: hot water for their tea, or cold water for splashing on their face after getting tipsy at the pub. #stereotypes
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
The pipes, the pipes are leaking!
Actually, they should have, I was just being faucetious.
It used to be such a hassle when you had to pick the sink off the floor yourself. ~Not-So-Handy Andy