From the submitter:
"I had to submit this pic of a modified set of jumper cables my buddy posted. This is on the same truck I sent you the solo cup tail light pic that was posted on here. My buddy Billy is a one of a kind, folks."
One can observe the high levels of "Aww, screw it" on the front bumper.
"Battery clamp was overstretched and we needed to go: nailed it!"
Heated seats, anybody?