See that funny Canadian man on the TV? That's Red Green. You will learn more from him than any knowledge a parent can impart.
I think the biggest downside of the advances in cell phone technology is the loss of Snake, possibly the greatest time-wasting game in history. We don't want to play a crappy interactive version of the latest Michael Bay movie. We want Snake back. And nothing more.
"Some say rust and electronics don't go together. Some say you must properly ground old electronics. I say that having a ungrounded, old, rusty 1300 RPM propeller near my head is better than being hot!"
Better you than me, buddy!