Quite frankly, I'm shocked at their brazen theft.
"Please hang up, connect the red wire to the yellow wire, no the other yellow wire, strip the white wire and force it into the audio-out socket, and try again."
From the submitter:
I am in IT. Our bathroom light burned out. We have no extras but got a USB light!! Wall power to PSU to motherboard to USB port to USB light! FIXED!