Because you haven't put enough effort into your Christmas lights until your family is in danger.
And if those outlets look funny to you, maybe you should check out our handy dandy guide. http://chzb.gr/tsl0hN
Okay, I took 3 years of French in high school. I got this. It reads "Modern art installation, please interact."
If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.