A love letter from the submitter:
Dear HP, F*ck you and your $100 power cords.
It's so cute when they try and run away from home.
Quite frankly, I'm shocked at their brazen theft.
So far I only have a 50% litigation rate. Could be worse.
Okay, I took 3 years of French in high school. I got this. It reads "Modern art installation, please interact."
And sometimes, where there's a will, there's also about 50 different safety hazards.