Just like fridges keep Indiana Jones safe, electrical tape keeps utility boxes safe. Possibly from nuclear explosions, we'll have to test to find out.
How to fix a knocked-over component cabinet with electrical tape.
Components: android phone, electrical tape, ladder, 2x2 beam and a power adaptor for long operating time. Works. Checkmate.
Submitter dasnoboarder says that even electrical tape, solder, and builder's pencils have a place in the world of computers.
...this will do for now.