Someone Is Expecting a Bit Too Much

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Someone Is Expecting a Bit Too Much
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If this was my neighbor, I would sign him up for enough junkmail to fill every drawer in that bin. That would make him feel good, right?

~NSHA

Headlight Alignment Was Too Low

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Headlight Alignment Was Too Low
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So he "aimed high" with this fix.

Redecorating?

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Redecorating?
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Female driver was seen headed into the hardware store, possibly for matching duct tape.

To Add Some Excitement To Turbulence

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To Add Some Excitement To Turbulence
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The plastic around the emergency exit came loose, they sent a technician on board to duct tape it back in place before we took off... yes, they let the plane take off this way..