Your suspension doesn't have enough duct tape on it. Also, your wheel fell off about 10 miles ago.
The way it's teared off makes me hope there was a little kid in the stall who thought this was some sort of gift and excitedly broke it open only to discover an IRL version of the crappy sharpie rendition.
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