Don't worry, the only things that can get through those are liquids and fire. You'll be FINE.
But give me some more of that Absolut and I can probably come up with a good story. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Or at least paint themselves pink and put on a metallic chef hat. ~NSHA
And instead of standard balls, you use the leftovers from that case of whoppers you spilled in October. ~Not-So-Handy Andy