According to the submitter, he put this together so he wouldn't have to lie when he told his insurance company his motorcycle is kept under a roof. Touche.
Ah, the classic tenant who's terrified of not getting his deposit back. The "art" is held up by painter's tape, there's not a shelf to be seen and the curtains are just blankets supported by an elaborate system of clothespins and tape. Definitely not describing how I live at all...