Because one morning you'll wake up and realize this is the most effective way to get rid of your Nickelback discography.
I believe those hard working roadsigns deserve a proper burial. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
It's the self-cleaning ash tray! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Hey, I'd like 512mb of RAM, a dual-core processor, extra fans and an SSD. Oh, and I want no GPU. And I mean no GPUs. You put a GPU on this thing and you're in big trouble, okay?! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
What's that? Never? Well then, carry on. ~NSHA