From the submitter:
The base was broken, but I wheely think this is an improvement.
Seeing how every single piece of this is junk, does it really qualify as a kludge?
Nice and streak-free though!
In a pinch, baling twine makes a decent shoelace... And a bold fashion statement.
Tampon jokes. Always gross.
If I can't get a seatbelt, at least I'll go out sitting in my favorite chair. ~Not-So-Handy Andy