The Canadians' first design for the chainsaw was as frightening as it was useless.
"What? I can't hear you over the drill!" I'll just keep going!"
Although, your friends will never believe the old "but my only suitcase is the foundation of my house" excuse. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
You couldn't turn a corner in Ariel's home without running into some silverware. ~NSHA