It may be ugly, but it's a sure-fire safeguard against cold feet.
Having a bungee cord wrapped near a wheel without power steering. Well, that could be fun.
We all know computers can get a little chilly. What better way to keep them running their best than with a little big of 60s-style shag carpet? You'll be the most popular guy at the LAN party.
He wanted to go on a road trip. She wanted him to do some chores. They compromised.
This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)