Proof that running with scissors can sometimes yield positive results.
From The Submitter:
Finally found a good use for the free shower cap! Now I can take a shower longer than 12 minutes and not be left in the dark.
Tampon jokes. Always gross.
From the submitter:
It has like, 8 different height settings
Dad, I thowt we were goin to McDownalds?
Don't worry kiddo, we are. Just 17 more turn, 4 empty grass bags, a couple hedge trimmings and we're on our way!
No matter how many times you open this, you're always going to be disappointed in its lack of beer.
Destroying government property has never been so practical!