A Stab In The Dark

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door knob,dual use,locked up,scissors
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Proof that running with scissors can sometimes yield positive results.

~NSHA

Still Less Embarrassing Than a Sonicare

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dual use,sex toy,toothbrush
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Why does it always run out of batteries when you're not done yet?

~NSHA

Simple, Yet Efishtive

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can,dual use,fishing,soda
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Don't catch fish, just give them tetanus. ~NSHA

The Only Universal Vacuum Bag

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clothing,dual use,socks,vacuum
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By Festus Teller
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This is the 3rd grossest substance that's ever been inside that sock.

~NSHA