And due to superstition, the front door was never opened again.
From the submitter:
I had a newborn calf break a leg after getting hung up in a ravine. The vet told me how to splint the leg with PVC pipe and duct tape.
What's that? Never? Well then, carry on. ~NSHA
And they have to keep collecting those delicious leaves. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.