He wanted to go on a road trip. She wanted him to do some chores. They compromised.
Perfect if you like your processed cheese lasagna black on the bottom and frozen on top!
Sure he costs a fair amount in diesel, but he shows up on time and always provides a ride. But like a real drummer, don't ask him to do anything in 3/4 time.
Five minutes worth of very light exercise has never been so rewarding.
Why does this strike me as not exactly the most sanitary idea?
"I'm sorry sir, we're all sold out of segway trailers for Rolls Royces."
"But how am I supposed to get down the dock to my water jetpack?"