Getting All Sorts of Toasted

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alcohol,drinking,dual use,Obscure Reference,toaster
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Well, I was going to make a joke about a toaster needing an intervention, but then I read the tequila label and can only think of Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple. Man, that was a good show. #revealingmyage ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Playing Third Wheel

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bicycle,drinking,drunk,third wheel,tricycle
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If you drink a lot you just might need one.

No Corkscrew? No Problem

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drinking,hammers,wine,funny,corkscrews
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Screw Driver

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corkscrew,drinking,dual use,not a kludge,wine
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Drinking (accessories) and driving are getting surprisingly popular these days. New mantra: If you can't do it on the roads, bring it into the kitchen!

Don't Mess Around. Just Smash and Chug.

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alcohol,drinking,hammer,Professional At Work,tools
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From the submitter

My co-worker and found a bottle of wine in the mini fridge at work, so we decided we would have a feew drink toward the end of the day. We peeled the foil from the top to discover the cork, and quickly realized that we didn't have a corkscrew. We looked around for something we could pull the cork, so we decided to drive a screw into the cork and pull it out. We couldn't get the cork to budge, so we started prying it up with the hammer. This photo shows the total amount of the cork we could p

Oh god! How did it turn out?! The text got cut off. Please, this story must have an ending.

Lazy Sunday

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beer,boat,drinking,floating,pool,swimming
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Is it too soon to make a joke about flooding in the South? Probably. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Walk-out beer fridge

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beer,drinking,g rated,ice,refrigerator,snow,there I fixed it,winter,winter time
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