Meet me at the bench at 1pm. I may be late, I have to pick up a bucket. Don't worry, you'll know when I arrive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
"Our air conditioner was leaking through this pipe and flooding our laundry room and hallway. My husband's fix was to put a funnel under it, running onto a curtain rod, that then ran to a floor drain, with a towel under for added protection. In his defense, it worked beautifully."
Yup, he's a keeper!