Sleep E-Z Security

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alarm,burglar,burglar alarm,door,mints,night,security system,sleep,tic tac
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"I now sleep better at night with the help this state-of-the-art security system!!!"

I'm not sure. It'd "tic" me off every time they fell off by mistake.

They Wanted a Wheelchair Ramp, We Had an Extra Door

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door,dual use,osha,ramp,wheelchair
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That's what you call a win-win. Until the first wheelchair uses it and discovers the 60 pound limit.

~NSHA

An Elaborate Jehovah's Witness Trap

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bad puns,cars,door,dual use,trucks,wtf
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Don't worry, it just goes to his bed... room.

~NSHA

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