"We received a shipment the other day with dry ice packed to keep it frozen. We did the same USB fan trick that was sent in by Acidcow, but amped it up a notch. We cut a hole in the side of the cooler, and aligned the dry ice packs to allow maximum airflow around them, then propped the lid open so that air is drawn in from the top by the fan, cooled by the dry ice, and blown on the computer user forthwith."

Consider me henceforth impressed!

What mad genius concocted this, you ask?

We may never know. Only the databases at Ebay know.

They should be better at all things related to food preparation. It's in their namesake (Apple, amirite?).

Or is it a laptop desktop? We may never know.

Naturally, the one held together with three kinds of tape is the only one that works.

Looks like it really needed some cooling. It's on fire, after all.