From the submitter:
"I got a new big monitor and I realized that keeping the laptop on the table took too much space. So I made a "case" to keep it vertical and under the table until I'll put together a desktop system."
Nope, but it was made from the tree the Apple fell from.
Naturally, the one held together with three kinds of tape is the only one that works.
That ought to hold it! Now I won't even need to pay for earthquake insurance.
What mad genius concocted this, you ask?
We may never know. Only the databases at Ebay know.