How to Speak Redneck: "Curtains"

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How to Speak Redneck: "Curtains"
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This is to block the sun so we could use the projector. You can take a boy out of Alabama, but you can't take Alabama out of a boy.

Comes With Custom Curtains!

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Comes With Custom Curtains!
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Sorry fixers, due to some craziness beyond our control here at TIFI headquarters there won't be a Historical Thursday post today. Check back next week for an especially kludgy write-up of ancient workarounds. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Classy New Kitchen Cabinet

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When a door broke out of our kitchen we created a light, colorful and comfortable alternative out of plastic bags. (translation: Anna shows us how to open our new door in the kitchen with the automatic cable linkage)

Ma, I Fixed You Some Drapes

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Ma, I Fixed You Some Drapes
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Can you believe I just found all these in yonder parking lot? ~NSHA

Why Spend Money on Curtains?

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Why Spend Money on Curtains?
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"With my wife wanting to pick out curtains for our apartment and me getting tired of being woken up by the sun every morning I figured "curtains" consisting of trash bags and aluminum foil would help move her along to making a proper selection. Also doubles as a way to discourage guests as she doesn't want anyone seeing this hack job."

Not to mention it protects your against aliens reading your minds! Bonus!