Without Cleaning Toaster First, Get Broken Toaster

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Without Cleaning Toaster First, Get Broken Toaster
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Hear that? That's the sound of people around the world scooping burnt cheese out of their toaster after attempting this.

~NSHA

I've Got a Drill to Grind

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I've Got a Drill to Grind
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For when you're in the kitchen but want to feel like you're in the garage.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

That Faux Cardboard Is Really Catching On

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That Faux Cardboard Is Really Catching On
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At least when it catches fire the pot's contents will put out the flames.

~NSHA

No Wonder My Pizza Always Turned Out Wrong

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No Wonder My Pizza Always Turned Out Wrong
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I should have given the dough to the guy with the... meat grinder? clay flattener? at the laundromat!

~NSHA

You Always Forget 1 Thing When Camping

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You Always Forget 1 Thing When Camping
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Hope you like your flapjacks with a little bit of melted plastic!

~NSHA