Hear that? That's the sound of people around the world scooping burnt cheese out of their toaster after attempting this.
For when you're in the kitchen but want to feel like you're in the garage.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
At least when it catches fire the pot's contents will put out the flames.
I should have given the dough to the guy with the... meat grinder? clay flattener? at the laundromat!
Hope you like your flapjacks with a little bit of melted plastic!
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