When all else fails to remove 50 years of baked on grease...

If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.

~NSHA

For a different spin on this kludge, get rid of the wheel and belt and attach the spit directly to the motor. Then, depending on the motor's RPM, your pig roaster turns magically into sideways bacon-flavored eggbeaters.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

This is more of a revelation than that one time I saw Buddha in my quesadilla.

~NSHA

Excuse me, I believe it specifically states not to use the top step. Please expand your barbecue and try again.

~NSHA