This looks like a cooking show inspired by the Saw movies.
Hear that? That's the sound of people around the world scooping burnt cheese out of their toaster after attempting this.
Motel room lacked a toaster for DIY breakfasts, but it did have two electric heaters...
Excuse me, I believe it specifically states not to use the top step. Please expand your barbecue and try again.
I'd rather go into a state of emergency than a state of minor hunger.
Five minutes worth of very light exercise has never been so rewarding.