With gifts like this, it's a surprise that Tiger's mistresses didn't come forward sooner. BOOM! 2009 HUMOR!
Hope you like your flapjacks with a little bit of melted plastic!
As curious as I am, I think I'd rather not know what kind of animal that is. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
For a different spin on this kludge, get rid of the wheel and belt and attach the spit directly to the motor. Then, depending on the motor's RPM, your pig roaster turns magically into sideways bacon-flavored eggbeaters.