First Smash, Then Season

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First Smash, Then Season
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Alright, we're gonna need a minor of garlic salt leading into a flat 5 oregano and then finish it off with a paprika arpeggio.

~NSHA

Spit-Take

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Spit-Take
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For a different spin on this kludge, get rid of the wheel and belt and attach the spit directly to the motor. Then, depending on the motor's RPM, your pig roaster turns magically into sideways bacon-flavored eggbeaters.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack