You figured out how to assemble all that, yet you still don't know which way to hold a camera. This can only end well.
Five minutes worth of very light exercise has never been so rewarding.
What a way to refine your kraft!
Motel room lacked a toaster for DIY breakfasts, but it did have two electric heaters...
To cook an egg like this you will need some tape, zip ties, unstable construction, iron, frying pan and an egg of course!