Flood Defense Goulash

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Flood Defense Goulash
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I'd rather go into a state of emergency than a state of minor hunger.

~NSHA

That Faux Cardboard Is Really Catching On

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That Faux Cardboard Is Really Catching On
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At least when it catches fire the pot's contents will put out the flames.

~NSHA

Spit-Take

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Spit-Take
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For a different spin on this kludge, get rid of the wheel and belt and attach the spit directly to the motor. Then, depending on the motor's RPM, your pig roaster turns magically into sideways bacon-flavored eggbeaters.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack