Motel room lacked a toaster for DIY breakfasts, but it did have two electric heaters...

Excuse me, I believe it specifically states not to use the top step. Please expand your barbecue and try again.

~NSHA

I'd rather go into a state of emergency than a state of minor hunger.

~NSHA

Is that the smell of burning plastic or delicious roast pork?

~NSHA

Five minutes worth of very light exercise has never been so rewarding.

~NSHA