Measure Once, Cut Twice

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Why are Troll contractors the only type of contractors?

Tornadoes Aren't The Best Organizers

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Tornadoes Aren't The Best Organizers
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Just be thankful he got caught before finishing his plan.

This is Why You Shouldn't Hire Me

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This is Why You Shouldn't Hire Me
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So far I only have a 50% litigation rate. Could be worse.

~NSHA

A Banister Never Pays His Debts

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A Banister Never Pays His Debts
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I decided to just stop paying my contractor halfway through. At least I got a great conversation starter out of it!

~NSHA

Oh Yeah, Sure, It's Fine to Cut Up. It's Only the SUPPORT STRUCTURE.

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Oh Yeah, Sure, It's Fine to Cut Up. It's Only the SUPPORT STRUCTURE.
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This was a local contractor's solution to a structural column foundation located a few inches off. I can't support this kind of fix, though (and neither can it, apparently).

Something's Not Quite Right...

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Something's Not Quite Right...
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Oh right, it's that remote control on the bathtub. Now that's just silly. Backwards, almost.

~NSHA