This is Why You Shouldn't Hire Me

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contractor,electricity,Professional At Work,safety first
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So far I only have a 50% litigation rate. Could be worse.

~NSHA

Tornadoes Aren't The Best Organizers

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Just be thankful he got caught before finishing his plan.

A Banister Never Pays His Debts

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I decided to just stop paying my contractor halfway through. At least I got a great conversation starter out of it!

~NSHA

Measure Once, Cut Twice

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Why are Troll contractors the only type of contractors?

Something's Not Quite Right...

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Oh right, it's that remote control on the bathtub. Now that's just silly. Backwards, almost.

~NSHA

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