I decided to just stop paying my contractor halfway through. At least I got a great conversation starter out of it!
Why are Troll contractors the only type of contractors?
Oh right, it's that remote control on the bathtub. Now that's just silly. Backwards, almost.
This was a local contractor's solution to a structural column foundation located a few inches off. I can't support this kind of fix, though (and neither can it, apparently).
So far I only have a 50% litigation rate. Could be worse.