Not quite earthquake-safe, but it should hold up during a light breeze.
And there may be something behind it. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
If he doesn't die, I will... from disbelief.
Removal will cost extra though. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Good choice on taking the ladder position sir, for all of our sakes.
You're just a pre-bridge now. But one day you'll grow up and get the big boy top bunk.