A love letter from the submitter:
Dear HP, F*ck you and your $100 power cords.
Zip ties can't be removed, right?
User SgtGlory thinks there are Zunes holding up the shelves inside.
inb4 power switch. It's a door bell. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Connection problems causing your monitor to die at random? Rip the cover off, of course! Nobody cares about looks.